I have begun Full-Shave November.
This is fucking awful. HOW DO YOU DO THIS????
I was in the shower shaving for like… 45 minutes, and I STILL had to forgo shaving one of my legs because I was concerned I was running late for lunch (it turns out I wasn’t, but whatever).
I also ruined my razor, because I didn’t think to trim any of my hair first, but that’s okay.
Also look at all that fucking hair. There’s so much of it. I had no idea I had that much hair on me.
Tomorrow I will shave my left leg and run clean-up on basically everywhere else (it’s pretty patchy).
Aren’t you supposed to grow a mustache? what the fuck is full shave november.
The opposite of No Shave November. Lots of women get flak for participating in No Shave November and letting their body hair grow out (I can’t find the post with a bunch of screencapped tweets about it, but this is the next best thing), but the vast majority of guys (myself included) have absolutely no idea what a pain feeling like you have to shave your body hair is like. So, for the entirety of the month, I will be shaving my legs, chest, and armpits on a regular basis (as well as my usual regimen of shaving my face).
This idea. I like it. Another.
Our baby is swearing a lot these days :p
We know who to blame
Thiiiiiiiiiis might be my favorite
THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY PETER PAN ARE SERIOUSLY THE CUTEST PEOPLE EVERY OMFG
This guy was fired because he was getting a lot of wrinkles in his eyes. Since you know, Peter Pan never grows up.
BUT HE ENDED UP MARRYING THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WENDY
LIKE IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING SHIT EVER YOU NEED TO GET OUT
ARE YOU SERIOUS OMFG WHY ISN’T MY LIFE THAT GREAT
ANDREW DUCOTE IS PERFECTION
I had to scroll down 1,932 of my liked posts just to reblog this again. OMG THE DUCOTES ARE PERFECT AND HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS ARE PERFECT
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May I just say, I have held that actual cat. I thank you and goodbye.
OH GOD WEST’S FACE WHEN HE TASTES HIS OWN COOKING IS FUCKING PRICELESS
has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE
ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL
????? ?? ? ???????//
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
Favorite Movies: Miss Congeniality (2000)
"In place of friends and relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun!"
Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via icecreamcottage)
Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed
When a tiger’s first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar, snarl or swipe with claws, but a test nibble to check that its mouth works as well as it suddenly feels, it speaks volumes about how much the bad tooth* must have hurt.
*You can see, briefly, that it’s black and nasty on the inner side. Yuck.
I’m just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two don’t even hesitate to trust each other.
One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine. Goodbye, Susan. Goodbye, my dear.|
Merry Christmas, friends.
Boali, 18, Sydney.