Goodbye Susan.

One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine. Goodbye, Susan. Goodbye, my dear.

Bethany, 18, Sydney.

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

image

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ptrparker:

phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead

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dangerhamster:

HIS DYING GIFT WAS TO GET JACK LAID

ULTIMATE BROS

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the-ginger-imp:

gayyourlifemustbe:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

THERE IS A GOD

I can see clearly now the rain has gone

this really helps the environment too

way less trash

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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

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:

Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy.
[x]

that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.

I’m surprised that I haven’t reblogged this, to be honest.

I love that last gif.  She looks so frustrated.  Like “Um, hello, obviously girls and boys can like anything why doesn’t anybody get that???”

She does have a point though..

Kids who are smarter than adults though.

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