Goodbye Susan.

One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine. Goodbye, Susan. Goodbye, my dear.

Bethany, 18, Sydney.



you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

This is something everyone needs to remember.

(via 10kgs-to-happiness)

cop:is that a joint between your teeth
me:no it's a metaphor



the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy


deep roy

Deep roy the chocolate boy

(via sjiips)



I’ve had days like this before.

(Source: buzzfeed, via soblime)



when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it 


this is my whole life.

This. A thousand times this.

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How bra stores seem to think things work:

Anything smaller than a C cup:must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes. Training bras. You're 12, right?
C to D cup:A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup:Beige. Lots and lots of beige.



Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

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“We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.”

The Truman Show (1998), Peter Weir.

(Source: cinyma, via fangpants)

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