you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
This is something everyone needs to remember.
the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy
Deep roy the chocolate boy
when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it
this is my whole life.
This. A thousand times this.
|Anything smaller than a C cup:||must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes. Training bras. You're 12, right?|
|C to D cup:||A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.|
|Anything over a D cup:||Beige. Lots and lots of beige.|
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
“We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.”
The Truman Show (1998), Peter Weir.